Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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