Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
