I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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