dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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