I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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