I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
