He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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