I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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