Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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