Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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