somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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