I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
either way he was missing a nipple.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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