did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Mom said you looked used
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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