week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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