Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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