Hey man sorry I got all grabby
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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