Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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