So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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