its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
