Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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