You smell like stripper and shame
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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