these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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