so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
