A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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