just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
