I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
tell me about the fingering
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