I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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