Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Randomize
