so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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