I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
