I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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