Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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