Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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