...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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