The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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