they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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