I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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