I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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