Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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