porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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