pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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