Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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