Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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