My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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