All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so let's talk penis.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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