just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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