I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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