out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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