quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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