Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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