I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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