also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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