I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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