There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My legs feel like baby dolphins
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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