Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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