good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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