Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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