i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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